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by Angela Genusa

Sent from my iRobot Roomba 790 Sent from my iChef Oven Sent from my Joye eGo e-Cigarette Sent from my Sharp 90-inch LED Aquos TV Sent from my Logitech Harmony 880 Advanced Universal Remote Control Sent from my Xbox 720 Console Sent from my Apple iPad MC705LL/A Sent from my Nest Learning Thermostat Sent from my Nespresso Maestria Coffee Machine Sent from my Roku 2 XS 1080p Streaming Player Sent from my Sonos PLAY:5 All-in-One Wireless Music Player with 5 Integrated Speakers Sent from my Belkin WeMo Home Automation Switch Sent from my RoomMates Augmented Reality Wall Decals Sent from my Logitech Alert 750n Indoor Master System Sent from my Handpresso Hand-Held Espresso Maker Sent from my Belkin Fridge Mount for iPad Sent from my FastMac Wall Socket/USB Port combo Sent from my UV Toothbrush Sanitizer Sent from my Chilipad Cooling/Heating Mattress Pad Sent from my Light And Aroma Therapy Alarm Clock Sent from my iTouchless Sensor Toilet Seat Sent from my Moen ioDigital Vertical Spa Digital Shower Control Sent from my Samsung WF457 Washer and Dryer Sent from my Somfy Systems WireFree Solar Pack Sent from my Petwatch IP Camera and Remote Pet Feeding System Sent from my Kwikset 910 TRL ZW 11P SMT CP SmartCode Wireless Z-Wave DeadBolt Sent from my High Performance HD720P Video Recording Sunglasses Sent from my Full HD1080P Waterproof Camera and Camcorder Sent from my NextG USB-Yagi Plug & Play 11N Long Range WiFi antenna 2200mW Sent from my Kindle Fire HD 8.9" 4G LTE Wireless Sent from my Bose Acoustic Wave Music System II Sent from my Parrot Design Zikmu Wireless Hi-Fi Speakers by Philippe Starck Sent from my Striiv Smart Pedometer Plus Motivation System for Fitness Sent from my Garmin Forerunner GPS-Enabled Sports Watch with Heart Rate Monitor Sent from my MicroKY Duostar Portable Wireless Karaoke With 5000 English Songs Sent from my Bosch Laser Distance Measurer Sent from my COBRA CXT125 16 Mile Walkie Talkies 2-Way Radios Sent from my Leica S2 37.5MP Interchangeable Lens Camera with 3 inch LCD with Sapphire LCD Cover Glass Sent from my Fender FA-130 Acoustic-Electric Guitar Sent from my Samson SAC01UPAK USB Microphone and Podcast Package Sent from my Pioneer AVH-P3200BT In-Dash DVD Multimedia AV Receiver Sent from my Crock-Pot SCCPVL610-S 6-Quart Programmable Cook & Carry Oval Slow Cooker Sent from my Playstation DualShock 3 Wireless Controller Sent from my Yamaha YPG-235 76-Key Portable Grand Piano Sent from my Hitachi Magic Wand Massager Sent from my Kidde KN-COSM-XTR-B Nighthawk Combination Carbon Monoxide, Fire, and Smoke Intelligent Alarm Sent from my Nikon D600 24.3 MP CMOS FX-Format Digital SLR Camera with 24-85mm f/3.5-4.5G ED VR AF-S Nikkor Lens Sent from my ProForm Pro 2000 Treadmill Sent from my Sent from my Israeli Civilian Gas Mask With Nato Filter Sent from my First Alert Two-Story 14-Foot Escape Ladder Sent from my MSA Safety Works Over Economical Safety Glasses Sent from my MSR Lightning Ascent Snow Shoes Sent from my AmScope 40X-2000X Biological Binocular Compound Microscope Sent from my Vibram FiveFingers W's Classic Barefoot Sports Shoe Sent from my Philips Sonicare FlexCare Rechargeable Sonic Toothbrush Sent from my Patriot Xporter XT Rage Flash Drive Sent from my Sevens Quark “X” AA² Tactical Flashlight Sent from my Polk Audio PSW505 Subwoofers Sent from my LaCrosse Technology BC-1000 Alpha Battery Charger Sent from my Motorola S11-Flex HD Wireless Stereo Bluetooth Headset Sent from my Garmin nüvi 1370/1370T 4.3-Inch Widescreen Bluetooth GPS Navigator Sent from my 8 Zones Wireless LED Security Autodial House Home Burglar Intruder Fire Alarm Sent from my Philips PowerStation Pebble Sent from my Victorinox Presentation Master Sent from my Colorfly Pocket HiFi C4 Pro Sent from my Dunhill Sentryman Explorer II pen Sent from my Sony HMZ-T1 Sent from my Tumi Portable Projector Kit Sent from my Leica Silverline Ultravid Binoculars Sent from my Solar-Powered Sony Eclipse Concept Media Player Sent from my Electrolux Portable Fireplace Sent from my Combi Monitor Document Extractor Sent from my Bediator Heating Pad System Radiator Sent from my LULA Lung Lamp Sent from my WAVE Ultra Sonic Wine Ager And Refrigerator Sent from my Electrolux Wave-Touch Series Dishwasher Sent from my Google LG Smart TV Sent from my Vitamix® TurboBlend 4500 Blender Sent from my Sous Vide SVK-00001 Supreme Water Oven Sent from my Broad Spectrum Cell Phone Jammer Sent from my Bionic Ear and Booster® Sent from my Messermeister FT-912 Cheflamme Culinary Torch Sent from my Pebble E-Ink Watch Sent from my MJD Medical Oxygen Cylinder With CGA870 Toggle Valve Sent from my MakerBot Replicator™ 2 Desktop 3D Printer Sent from my V-MODA VAMP Headphone Amplifier Sent from my Nike+ FuelBand Sent from my DISH Hopper™ Whole-Home HD DVR Sent from my Asus Transformer Pad Infinity Tablet Sent from my Monster Gratitude Headphones Sent from my Jawbone Big Jambox Sent from my LG 55-inch 3D OLED HD TV Sent from my Bang and Olufsen Beolit 12 Sent from my RealTouch® Interactive Sex Device Sent from my “Find Me If You Can” GPS Lingerie Sent from my beyondtrust Retina Network Security Scanner Sent from my COBRA 20 mm Automatic Top Platform Humvee Sent from my Boeing 787 Dreamliner Sent from my RQ-7 Shadow 200 Sent from my AGM-114 Hellfire missile

Angela Genusa

Angela Genusa is the author of Tender Buttons (Gauss PDF, 2013), The Package Insert of SorrowsMojibake Oven, and onlinedating/teenadultdating/Adult-Dating. Her book Simone's Embassy is forthcoming from Truck Books.