Two Serious Ladies is a small online magazine to promote writing and art by women.

The magazine was created in 2012 by Lauren Spohrer, who regrets how slowly she responds to submissions.

It’s named for the 1943 short novel by Jane Bowles. The novel contains the line:

“I wanted to be a religious leader when I was young and now I just reside in my house and try not to be too unhappy.” 


"Solarizations"by Megan Burbank

1. A negative image has an inverse, the monochrome positive. The image stays the same, but the black and white tones exchange places.

2. In the studio, she photographs dreams. She constructs images that can never exist outside of the frame. Through meticulous composition, she makes the space where a woman’s shoulder meets her torso into a folded petal. She lights the image to a pure, bright white. The model’s body bent forward as if in prayer seems to glow from within, carrying flame like a calla lily.

3. Outside, a layer of silence covers Paris like snow. In the street, she finds only nightmares. These are real. A typewriter smashed against pavement, its misaligned keys like fingertips stretched out supplicant.

4. In the image of the nude woman bent forward, the edges of her body are softened, the affect a halo. It looks accidental. It isn’t.

5. This is how it happens. Three years before, the photographer watches an image bloom out of nothing, her eyes accustomed to the darkness of her studio, when she feels the pressure of something living traverse her ankle. An animal? Without thinking, she turns on the lights, risking the image. But instead of being destroyed, the background, black, exposed, comes right up to the edge of the body, lit, in the foreground. The image cannot heal together, so it becomes something else instead.

6. Three years later, explosives are rigged at the base of a cathedral.

7. In the darkroom, she burns soft edges onto the resin paper during a moment of exposure to light.

Megan Burbank is a writer and visual artist living in Chicago, and the author of Notes on Lee Miller, forthcoming from Dancing Girl Press in 2013. She is an MFA candidate in creative writing at the School of the Art Institute, where she also teaches art school freshmen about pop cultural tropes and cruelty. Her poetry, prose, and reporting appear in print and online at elimae, Pank Magazine’s “This Modern Writer” essay series, and The Stranger.

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