Two Serious Ladies is a small online magazine to promote writing and art by women.

The magazine was created in 2012 by Lauren Spohrer, who regrets how slowly she responds to submissions.

It’s named for the 1943 short novel by Jane Bowles. The novel contains the line:

“I wanted to be a religious leader when I was young and now I just reside in my house and try not to be too unhappy.” 


"My Brain"by Sara Jaffe

My brain, my little slug. I need to get to your switchboard more often, I need to flash-clean your wires. With a q-tip, some aloe? My brain, my ally, my poor, porous pet. My misery and mentor, my doorstep cousin. I love you, and the world treats you so inordinately. My full frontal interface, my poor cousin. My talented brain. My depreciation. My brain who exercises. My stiff comprehension, my attitudes. My brain, my politeness. My wobbly chair. I bronze you and beat you in alternate measure, I feed you comp days. My poor brain. You like the radio. You like hard breeze, cool static. You know yoga is beside the point. I’m sorry for all the false starts, the abnegations. Every day, for you, is a three-card monte. Every day is like fricassee. My starry-eyed cousin. My sometime alibi. Grand gestures mean nothing without some real body behind them.   Sara Jaffe's fiction has appeared, most recently, in Paul Revere's Horsematchbook, and Weekday. She is a founding editor of New Herring Press and lives in Portland, OR.

"Schwarzwalder Kirschtorte"by Lisa Locascio

"Perfect Grills"by Alexandra Sears