Two Serious Ladies is a small online magazine to promote writing and art by women.

The magazine was created in 2012 by Lauren Spohrer, who regrets how slowly she responds to submissions.

It’s named for the 1943 short novel by Jane Bowles. The novel contains the line:

“I wanted to be a religious leader when I was young and now I just reside in my house and try not to be too unhappy.” 


Two Poemsby Alice Burdick

Touch a Truck Day 

Massive understatement, over the Delaware and into a mall. The first gasp at underwater breathing. Loud bed through air – the flying question. Someone retrieve the gallop as it turns into a revolutionary song. Become some clouds over commerce. The horror of lack of commerce. Options are limited, but there’s still Eternal Truth Tax Services.  Military boards first, or their yearning families, tattoos of loyalty and fear, or just perpetual boredom. A big discussion of very high ceilings. Never stop working for intrigue.  It must be strange to pull all that aggravation into an aggregate. Soothing recordings of calm fear| and danger.  Dulcet and numbing, all that painful closure.  Knoxville is full and closed.  “You’re good,” repeated, calm assurance in crowded aisles. Three flags, one lawn.   Annoyance chart Well, how do you name a man with a title, as a Father isn’t my father, who I don’t call Father Steven but Dad – yet this guy with the collar, this guy I don’t even know, has a third-party (God?) designation? Not impressing the CFAs with my lack of authentic NS cred, but I have crud on my shoes and the car got hit by enthusiastic dive-bombing gulls, genuine skyborne Atlantic shit, so I’m good. The things I don’t know exist could fill books, and a magazine – and they do, they do – it’s a mail-order arrangement to buy eternal necessities.     Alice Burdick lives in Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia. Born and raised in Toronto, she has also lived in Halifax, Espanola, Vancouver, and on the Sechelt Peninsula. In the early 1990s, she was co-editor of The Eternal Network, and assistant coordinator of the Toronto Small Press Fair. Her work has appeared in magazines including Dig, What!, subTerrain, This Magazine, and Who Torched Rancho Diablo? She is the author of many chapbooks and three full-length poetry collections, Simple Master (Pedlar Press), Flutter (Mansfield Press), and most recently, Holler (Mansfield Press). Her work has also appeared in Shift & Switch: New Canadian Poetry (The Mercury Press), Surreal Estate: 13 Canadian Poets Under the Influence (The Mercury Press), Pissing Ice: An Anthology of ‘New’ Canadian Poets (BookThug), My Lump in the Bed: Love Poems for George W. Bush (Proper Tales Press), and Rogue Stimulus: The Stephen Harper Holiday Anthology for a Prorogued Parliament (Mansfield Press).

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